Hey guys! It's, uh, it's been a while! What's been happening? What have I missed?
OKAY I'M SORRY! I FORGOT I HAVE A BLOG? I LOVE MY BLOG AND I FORGOT ABOUT IT? I'M THE WORST? I NEED TO RETHINK ME LIFE?
Really. Sorry about that. It's only been, what, a year? Give or take a couple months?
Let's be real for a minute - I think I might be the only one who reads this blog. Also, I write this blog, so it feels like cheating ... But whatever. I've been failing my faithful audience (raises own hand awkwardly and looks around empty room), and that is unacceptable. I'll do better. This I so swear.
Anyways.
Highlight reel of the last year GO
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Okay, nothing really happened that y'all missed.
Soooooo ...
Um. Yeah.
Oh hey I'M AN AUNT FOR REALS NOW!
Samantha Rose Parkinson (alternately known as Sammi alternately known as Little Pickle alternately known as Who's It's alternately known as Goobie alternately known as Love Duck) is the cutest munchkin in the world and I love and adore her little face.
Enjoy.
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| That child is a blessing LOOK AT HER. |
I mean COME ON. That face. (She doesn't smile in pictures. This is the best I could get.) We are best friends.
Also I went to the One Direction concert in Seattle with my Soul Sistah Elisabeth Anne. That was a delight.
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| Here we are looking like we aren't sure what to look like. Fitting. |
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| What brought me to this moment in my life. Why did I let myself become this. I'm rethinking everything. |
It was super fun and they were spectacular and I am a changed woman.
I'm going to school now. It's a riot.
The bad kind.
Like, Week One, a shaky success. I survived so woo hoo for that but I HAVE TO DO THIS FOR HOW MANY MORE WEEKS PRAY FOR MY SOUL I AM IN TROUBLE Y'ALL. Those are my feelings.
In Summary:
Sorry I suck at blogging.
I love my niece.
I also love One Direction.
School is the worst.
The end.
